The Woman Underneath On reflection, it all came down to nylon - stockings, bras, pants. Of course, there were the other things - swing of buttocks, flap of breasts, a whole shape of arc and indent. But somehow, it was the synthetics, hitched by nylon, an erotic mechanics, that set us light years apart. What did we have when we undressed? Socks. Jockeys. A string vest. But when they stepped out of shoes, blouse, and skirt - voila! The French maid: that circumflex of taut stocking-band; knickers sheeny as a courtesan's; the stripper's unhooking acrobatics; and the Lautrec girl stooping as puckered hose slithers. They held us in a man-made scissors. Robert Maitre (1944- )